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[M'chelle, later, to Barry]: Honey, did you hear about how Vince Young orchestrated a grueling 99-yard drive in the waning seconds of the fourth quarter that ended with a 10-yard TD toss to Kenny Britt with no time left on the clock, to crush the Arizona Cardinals on their first visit to LP Field? WHY CAN'T YOU BE ALL COOL AND HIP LIKE VINCE YOUNG, YOU BOW AND KOWTOWING THIRD-STRINGER?!!Related...
Frankly, it might be a good time for the president to battle his left flank and demonstrate some moxie, if he has it. The world and a vast number of centrists in America, not to mention conservatives, think he’s a wimp. This is his time to prove them wrong.Don't hold your breath waiting for that to happen, Jennifer.
Hmm, probably not.
ReplyDeleteThink about it, Serr8d. When Michelle met Barack, he was a skinny law nerd who said "I'm going places, baby." Fifteen years later, he's the motherfucking PRESIDENT and she's the First Lady. I'm sure she's just so terribly disappointed in how things have turned out.
I suspect that when you create these imaginary scenarios in your mind, you are projecting your own insecurities onto a politician that you dislike. Subconsciously, you fear that women do not find you as dashing or as masculine as you'd like.
Also, you need to constantly banish from your mind the uncomfortable realization that, in all likelihood, most women you know would rather fuck Obama than you. No, really, they do. Put you and the President in a room, and who do you think the babes are going to flock to?
The President. Not that scowling white guy in the corner.