Wednesday, May 19, 2010
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Damn. And I thought I was gay.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the mention!
ReplyDeleteThat pic will forever live on in internet infamy.
Yes, it will, if I have anything to do with it.
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Can't think of a more deserving midget, really.
Great room isn't it? I built it myself from redwood and tempered glass. It goes well with my historic hand hewn cedar log house. There's a gas fireplace in there as well. I learned 2 Rodrigo concerti in that room. Also, a great room for sex (with my extremely hot and much younger girlfriend).
ReplyDeleteHeh. You shouldn't poke fun at the midget, Anonymous, because if you really were the person in that picture you would use your own name. Right? Right?
ReplyDeleteHas anyone ever know this wonderfully luvable, honest, intelligent (not to mention modest and humble) guy to ever use a sockpuppet, much less multiple sockpuppets? Why, even when he is bashing fellow citizens in the same city, county and state where he lives and works, in the same school system where he earns his salary; whilst he's busily bashing and hating on those of us who are not of his political twist, the Godbotherers, the evil reichwing Boooooosh! supporters, even then of course he always gives up his real name. After all, he is a tenured Professor of Guitar and Skin Flute, and never could he be considered a batshit crazy loon who hates Red State Tennessee and just about everyone who lives here (but unfortunately he is stuck here because New York universities won't have his sorry ass) ?
And of course, Anonymous, we know that your 'extremely hot and much younger' girlfriend line is utter bullshit. Unless you are speaking of the cat.
I reiterate...
ReplyDeleteGreat room isn't it? I built it myself from redwood and tempered glass. It goes well with my historic hand hewn cedar log house. There's a gas fireplace in there as well. I learned 2 Rodrigo concerti in that room. Also, a great room for sex (with my extremely hot and much younger girlfriend). Yes, it pays to be in good physical shape when I'm about to turn 50, keeping the lady happy and all.
Glad you like my room. She does.
You're funny.
ReplyDeleteSad and pathetic when observed closely, but even with all the many enumerated and documented personal and intellectual faults you exhibit notwithstanding, you're actually somewhat amusing.
You need to have a sense of humor, I suppose, forced as your are to live in a Red State, in a Red County, near a Red City, and having to work at a less than exemplar (your words) State University. Seems with Bart Gordon gone, we'll soon have a Republican Representative.
Oh, don't forget the Red Necks everywhere you look, those Red Necks you hate, surrounding you, believing in God, leery of today's far-left Social Democrats and distrustful of Obama and of your entire world-view, which BTW is collapsing worldwide (be sure to see the NYT's latest on the failing EuroSocialist model).
Enjoy your cat. (S)he still loves you. You bitter clinger, you.
Actually, it's not so bad, because I hang around with educated people. Almost no one I work with is 'from here' ...and almost everyone has a doctorate. I also hang in Sewanee a fair amount where my girlfriend lives. She is a lawyer and from a highly educated family, 3 generations of physicians/Phds, and since they're intelligent, they are also very liberal, as is most of that lovely mountain community is in Sewanee. See, there are great people and places, even here in Dumbfuckistan. Smyrna, notsomuch.
ReplyDeleteActually, William, intelligent people who know you tell me you are an arrogant ass.
ReplyDeleteAs you've demonstrated.
Carry on!