RS McCain offers advice to aspiring writers, whilst aiding in
dropping a bombshell on Minnesota Vikings ironman quarterback Brett Favre.
Supposedly, young Playboy poseur turned reporter
Jenn Sterger received several unwanted cell phone photos from Brett Favre, photos depicting himself engaged in masturbatory acts of desperation. Yes, Favre is a married man, an old grandfatherly married man, who at 40 is still wondering if he's enough left in the tank to start another season of pro football. And leaving football fans wondering if we can stomach another season of Favre wall-to-wall nonstop media coverage, with angles causing even RS McCain to wince.
This sexting bruhaha won't help matters so much, even if it's true (well, it MIGHT! gives the old man another hook to the limelight, something he's never tried to avoid).
That's a big IF.
According to
Bleacher Report dot com, the 'source' for this story, Deadspin, is not even worthy of even a link...
The story: Jenn Sterger, a model/actress/sleazy journalist, was in contact (at least to a certain degree) with a rumor spinner, and told him that Favre sent her text and picture messages of his, er, "little Favre" while a member of the New York Jets in 2008.
Sterger apparently went on to say how she received "creepy" messages and texts from Favre, and that she wanted nothing to do with him because he was old and married.
Well, high five for standing up for what you believed in, Sterger. I mean, at least you stopped at simply playing a hand in tearing down a guy's reputation.
...
This story broke on Deadspin, perennial rumor mill and Favre-hating site. (Sorry, Deadspin, no link for you.)
This site not only ran a "story" with little credibility or evidence during a time that was so blatantly obviously taking advantage of Favre (as he was tops in the news), but they also never even received full consent from Sterger to go ahead with the story.
So, Sterger kept quiet, and I'm sure she got helped out in Deadspin's own way of rewarding people who are sources (but aren't sources? hmm).
In any case, she at least got a nice dose of that elusive fame she's been chasing for, well, what seems like forever, now.
Deadspin isn't on my radar. But
Mike Florio at ProFootballTalk dot com, is; and has been since 1999 or so.
He hasn't touched this story, which to me puts it dead in the water.
Worst case scenario: Brett Favre loses some family love for this. In which case a certain little reporterette might be facing a libel suit.
Unless she saved the pictures.
I can see the court testimony now..."Yer honor, that's not mine!" "Prove it Mr. Favre." ... More sensational than a certain unwashed blue dress. I'll let someone else run those photos.
Not that I won't take advantage of this whilst it lasts! I've photos of Brett (slappy-ass) Favre, taken by me on one of his last visits to Tennessee whilst arrayed as a cheesehead (August 2007), and this ass-slappy shot of Jen Sterger, ready for that nice (bit of) smack.
Oh, what the hell. I'll just combine the two.
I always wondered what went through the minds of the ass-slapping pro athletes just before the moment of contact.
This helps finish that picutre, I think.
UPDATE
Mike Florio DID have this story, way back on August 4th (I didn't check back that far, sorry!)...
Bizarre allegations against Favre could complicate his decision
Posted by Mike Florio on August 4, 2010 2:27 PM ET
In this case, Favre will surely deny texting improper pictures to a former coworker, just as he has denied texting his intentions to retire to current coworkers. Heck, there's a chance that no one in the media will be able to muster the nerve to even ask him about these new claims.
But there's someone who will ask Brett a question or two about it. She may ask him many questions or two about it. Favre's wife will want to know chapter-and-verse details about what he did or didn't say and what he texted or didn't text and who in the hell else he may have been involved with in this or other ways.
There's even a chance that Mrs. Favre will contact Ms. Sterger and request the opportunity to personally peruse the pictures, which Sterger has not yet provided to Deadspin.
The extent to which Favre withstands that barrage could go a long way toward determining whether the Favre family will decide that another season of football is in their best interests. It's possible that Favre in the end will decide that he needs to spend the next five months, and maybe longer, out of the spotlight.
Florio, a lawyer, gets into the 'what-if' issues without the bomb-throwing.
Sorry I doubted you, Florio. I should've checked back a bit farther in the links.
But, well, I'm looking for mostly Titans stories, you see, and Favre just isn't of that much interest to me.
Thanks for the follow-up to
Twitterer Lars Riemann.