Showing posts with label LMAO. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LMAO. Show all posts

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Now, for your enjoyment, I present "FILL IN THE BLANKS!"

What new internet term does this photo of Barack Obama (who is lifting his hand up during this official UN photo, in effect facepalming the guy next to him) bring to mind? I've helpfully given you sufficient clues to get you started.

H/t this photo to @Velvethammer, from her post "Caption This! Obama UN Photo Op Faux Pas", blogging at the most excellent blog "Ironic Surrealism". Also blogging, Thomas Lifson at the American Thinker blog, who adds...

Our genius president has done it again. In a group photo of national leaders at the Open Government Partnership event at the United Nations, President Ego decided to wave at the camera, blocking the face of the man standing next to him, so it is not possible to identify him.

Ordinarily, I would suspect this is a photshopped image. But it comes to us via Obamaphillic MSNBC, and is credited to Allan Tannenbaum-Pool / Getty Images.

(Just in case you get stuck on what goes in the blank spaces, see here. )

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Sexting Therapy: "Weiner's pulling out"

Ha! The NY Post...
Weiner's pulling out -- for a little while, at least.

Serial-sexting Congressman Anthony Weiner headed off to rehab and will seek a leave of absence, as Nancy Pelosi and other Dems demanded he quit following his admission to sending private Twitter messages to a 17-year-old girl.

Weiner's office said the randy rep left this morning for "professional treatment," and will take a leave of absence from the House as he tries to become a better family man.

“Congressman Weiner departed this morning to seek professional treatment to focus on becoming a better husband and healthier person,” Weiner’s office said in a statement. “In light of that, he will request a short leave of absence from the House of Representatives so that he can get evaluated and map out a course of treatment to make himself well.

"Congressman Weiner takes the views of his colleagues very seriously and has determined that he needs this time to get healthy and make the best decision possible for himself, his family and his constituents."

Meanwhile, Pelosi and DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz today said Weiner should resign, calling his sending explicit photos and raunchy emails to women all over the country "indefensible" and a distraction.
I gots your 'sexting therapy', that what we do to make geldings, for to remove hormonally-related bad behaviors. As, ri'cheer.

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Weiner will be out of a House...

...if not today, then by Friday. Oh, which House, you ask? Read on.

No sane person is defending this little twerp. Not even Chuck-U Schumer, the New York Senator who is his 'Daddy' figure. Republicans are wisely pointing fingers at any Democrat who supports this little bitch.

Andrew Breitbart, you're a gentleman and a scholar, and deserve accolades. The amount of venom spewed in your direction by the Left is a badge of honor. Keep up the good work, man, and we need 100 more just like you.

Keep a close eye on Huma Weiner. If Huma under-reacts to this episode, that’ll just fuel the long-standing speculations that she’s had her face buried in Hillary’s crotch for all these years now.

Just look at this crooked picture: Weiner and ‘Weiner’ have been married for what, less than a year? Traditionally they are in the period of time still defined as a honeymoon; the shine’s not even nearly polished on the trailer hitch just yet. What, Huma can’t command a Weiner’s attention any better than this?

If there’s not some quid pro quim here, I’ll be surprised.

Thursday, June 02, 2011

My theory : 'Huma Weiner' sent Weiner's wiener pic to that beautiful gal in Seattle, in a fit of jealous rage.

Huma Weiner
Anthony Weiner
No Kids. Please.
Huma Weiner (actually, she kept her maiden name; she's officially Huma Abedin. She didn't even take Weiner's name in the hyphenated form. But "Huma Weiner" is how she's officially known on this site) is a poor Muslim girl-child married to a nice (!) Jewish boy. A poor Muslim girl-child who is rich, rich, RICH! (hear that, Democrats? an evil RICH person you can demagogue!) enough to buy, on a pauper's salary, an expensive townhouse in NYC. A poor, devout Muslim girl-child who's been rumored to be involved in a lesbian relationship with Hillary Clinton; rumors that've circulated since long before the 2008 election. Of course, those rumors are unsubstantiated; there's never fire where's there's smoke, as far as Democrats are concerned (unless it's a REPUBLICAN with smoking, dancing feet in a bathroom stall, of course; then Democrats will throw gasoline and matches on the smoke until there is BLAZE!).

'Huma Weiner' just looks to me to be the sort of gal who would lash out at a husband's Twitter girlfriends, who are prettier than she is. And, who else but 'Huma Weiner' had access to Anthony Weiner's personal photos of his own wiener, pictures that in fact he can't, won't deny are his ?

This guy is protecting his jealous wife. That's why he pulled back from formal FBI and Capitol Police investigations of the alleged 'hack' of his verified Twitter account, and instead hired 'private investigators' (who can be told what to report back).

Awwww, isn't that sweet, Anthony Weiner hiding his jealous wife's rage? It's true Married Bliss, where instead of seeing 'Huma Weiner' cutting off offending Anthony Weiner's wiener and tossing it in front of a New York City subway train, a photo is sent via Twitter over the intertubes to Weiner's 'girlfriend' as a pathetic little jealous scream, the intent of which is 'Just LOOK at what you CAN'T HAVE, you little Seattle HUSSY BITCH!'

Just look deep into 'Huma Weiner's' eyes. You see it too, don't you?

Huma Weiner
(or, as she'd rather be known for whatever reason)
Huma Abedin

God help the boy if she ever gets hold of a scimitar.

Monday, April 18, 2011

"YOU KNOW JA!" ...and other outerrealm religions too, I suppose.

From Rebel Pundit, this video of an unhinged LeftLibProgg in Madison on Saturday, speaking to Sarah Palin...too funny not to share.

A bit too much bong before breakfast, I'm guessing.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Charles M. Blow on why blacks are 'fleeing New York City'. Wait for it...

So, Charles, let me get this straight: 1) THE RENT IS TOO DAMNED HIGH! and 2) THE COPS ARE TOO DAMNED MEAN!

And, 'ethnic cleansing', 'eradication by intimidation' ? You are TOO DAMNED RICH!

Tuesday, November 09, 2010

Michelle Obama, your (not so little) Mermaid

Love the dress. No, really!

Michelle the Maharani: Glamorous Ginormous First Lady is an Indian queen at lavish state dinner

Couldn't resist fixing the headline. Or the dress.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Weekend's End Video: Hey, SPIKE! Whaddayou LIKE ?

From Tom Petty's underappreciated "Southern Accents" album, this audio file is a live version of "Spike", with the story of elfie Spike, a lost boy with little walking-around sense ('splains the dog collar he wears), and the rough bar he accidentally entered in Gainesville, Florida. A bar called The Cypress Lounge, obviously beyond his ken and grasp.

Oh, we got another one, just like the other ones
Another bad ass, another trouble-maker
I'm scared, ain't you boys scared?
I wonder if he's gonna show us what bad is?
Boys, we got a man with a dog collar on
You think we oughta throw ol' Spike a bone?

Hey, Spike, what do you like?
Say, Spike, what do you like?

Here's another misfit, another Jimmy Dean
Bet he's got a motorbike,
What'a y'all think?
Bet if we be good we'll get a ride on it
If he ain't too mad about the future!
Maybe we oughta help him see
The future ain't what it used to be

Hey Spike, you're scarin' my wife
Hey Spike what do you like?
Please Spike, tell me 'bout life?

Well, can you tell me 'bout life? Spike?
I might get me a dog collar too, boys!
Does this video have a point, you might ask?

Why, yes it does as a matter of fact!

I-65 rather than I-75, but the result's the same.

Good riddance.

Saturday, August 07, 2010

Photographer catches Barack Obama in correct form ~!

Official Regime photo caption...

"U.S. President Barack Obama highlights his administration's job creation initiatives during his visit to Gelberg Signs in Washington, August 6, 2010."

My 'fix', you will note, is much, much closer to reality than the obviously slanted official Regime photographer would ever be allowed to provide.

He should thank me.

(How damned many teleprompters does this moron need to finish a single speech? Sheesh!)

Monday, April 26, 2010

Michael Mann says he'll sue over this video... "HIDE THE DECLINE"

...because the precious darlin's concerned that his image is being satirized...

Climate Scientist, Heated Up Over Satirical Video,
Threatens Lawsuit

The Penn State climate professor who has silently endured investigations, hostile questioning, legislative probes and attacks by colleagues has finally spoken out. He says he'll sue the makers of a satirical video that's a hit on You Tube.

Their response: Bring it on.

Michael Mann, one of the central figures in the recent climate-data scandal, is best known for his "hockey stick graph," which was the key visual aid in explaining how the world is warming at an alarming rate and in connecting the rise to the increase in use of carbon fuels in this century. E-mails stolen from a university in England were released online, revealing exchanges between climatologists and a reference to a "trick" that Mann had used to get the graph to portray what global warming scientists wanted to see. 

The parody video, titled "Hide the Decline," had more than 500,000 viewers on YouTube and received national attention when Rush Limbaugh played it on his radio show. It features a cat with a guitar, a talking tree, and a dancing figure sporting the image of Professor Mann. It's the use of his image that Mann is complaining about, arguing that the video supports "efforts sell various products and merchandise."

"The guy is crazy to threaten legal action," said Jeff Davis, the President of No Cap and Trade, a large organization that includes the group Mann is threatening to sue, Minnesotans for Global Warming. "A lawsuit would give us full discovery -- and there's a lot to look at in his work."
The offending video also features Al Gore in a jail cell between a couple nice gals. Just where I'd like to see him...

By way of explanation of what 'Hide the Decline' means, this other video also featuring the uber-grumpy Michael Mann but without any satire, just giving just the facts, ma'nn...

(The music you hear is of course "Draggin' the Line" by Tommy James and the Shondells. Good stuff.)

Chris Ware embarrasses FORTUNE Magazine

Now this, this is funny. Chris Ware was hired as graphic artist for to design the May 2010 Fortune Magazine cover (featuring the yearly Fortune 500 listings). Fortune Magazine didn’t do their homework on Chris Ware.

Hilarity ensues.

(click to embiggen to a huge size)

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

"The Rape of Liberty", by Darleen Click

This political cartoon has incensed the far-left side of the blogsphere for an entire week now. Read the post and the comments (up to 1334 at present); you'd think these twerps from Pandagon &c. had themselves been personally raped.

This is allegory, satire, hard-hitting visual commentary, metaphor; there's no reason for the OUTRAGE~!!!11!1!1!!!. The Left realizes that this analogy is spot-on. They've no real recourse except to fling poo.

Get over it, 'tards.

Oh, here's a nice poem...
Tom Woodard, “The Rape of Liberty“.

The Rape of Liberty
(A Warning)

Ye vile, ignorant rabble, espousing hate,
Fast marching upon Freedom’s gate,
Shouting down those who would oppose,
Accusing false treason to all their foes,
Minds all closed as great steel traps,
Mobs like wild dogs howl wretched yaps,
Frenzied, they tear at the Sacred Gates,
Fires of Hell at home upon their grates.
Tolerance lies dead at heathens’ feet,
Beaten and crushed in darkened street.
And the mob cries lewdly at fair Liberty,
Leering lustfully at her maiden beauty,
Before they lunge, groping and tearing,
At her unsoiled gown, craven, jeering,
Pulling her rudely to the filthy ground,
As others, drooling, gather tightly round,
There rape her, virgin, in violent rage,
Like wild beasts upon the sideshow stage;
Lady Liberty, bleeding, bruised, rises -
But Liberty this ignorant crowd despises,
And turning upon her again and again,
They complete their bloody, raging sin,
Striking, stabbing ‘til breathes no more,
Lady Liberty upon this darkened shore.
Now the State, all-powerful, their faith,
Their idol-god, ungodly, steals her place,
And tramples all beneath its brutal heel,
Meeting patriotic resistance with steel,
Destroying all who refuse prostrate bow,
Not a voice to be heard for liberty now.

Pray we who loved her, and love her still,
For Liberty’s resurrection on shining hill,
Where once the peoples of all the lands,
Strove to plant feet in democracy’s sands,
For chance at life yet to them unknown,
Guided with Liberty’s torch-light shown.
Oh, may she rise from beleaguered tomb!
Will Freedom again for America bloom?
Oh, may we strive to stoke sacred flame,
‘Til Liberty rises, resurrected, yet again!
Hold to hope, ye lovers of democracy,
And never to the State willing vassals be!
For the sake of art. Art, I say! You can’t be offended~!


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