Wednesday, July 23, 2008

John Ford, Tennessee's most corrupt politician, will probably never leave prison alive.

...unless or course there's some interference and intervention by some other politicians. Again.



(Because I couldn't find an appropriate prison shower scene, and that 'dropped soap' meme is so...gauche...)


Mr. Ford was sentenced to 66 months in prison in August 2007 for bribery charges; he started serving time in a Louisiana prison in April (after another State Senator (Cohen) intervened to keep him 'closer to home' and out of a Texas Federal Prison) (see what I mean by 'interference and intervention'?)

Just last Friday, July 19 2008, Harold John Ford was convicted of further corruption charges. He could face up to 60 more years in prison. Unless Cohen storms the prison and frees him, of course.

From the Knoxnews article...
"Prosecutors said the decision shows government corruption will be vigorously pursued.

"This sends a clear message that public corruption will not be tolerated in this district," said Assistant U.S. Attorney David Rivera.

...

"Prosecutors told the jury that Ford had a duty to the people of Tennessee but chose instead to serve himself. Ford's attorney, however, asked jurors not to convict his client just because he may be controversial.
[emboldenings mine] Huh? Controversial? Is that the new euphemism for "lying weasel scumbag dirtball crooked politician"? And if so, can a defense attorney hope for a dismissal because that word seems less threatening?

Nah, we the people got what we deserved: a conviction. And M. Ford is getting what he deserves as well. With or without dropped soap.

Canz we hav more Tennessee Waltz plz?

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Monday, July 21, 2008

Obama's Hopey, Fluffy Puffiness: Is it Time Magazine's coverage, or the Onion's? Wait. it's...it's...Hopey Puffs!

The Onion's latest bit of satire inspires this 'chop....


thanks, Dan, for the help.
'Time' Publishes Definitive Obama Puff Piece

"No news publication has dared to barely scratch the surface like this before," columnist and campaign reporter Michael King wrote in The Washington Post Tuesday. "This profile sets a benchmark for mindless filler by which all other features about Sen. Obama will now be judged. Just impressive puff-journalism all around."
If you didn't check the URL, you would think this isn't a spoof at all, given Barack's light, fluffy, puffy treatment by the MSM.

Don't you just love it when supposedly trained reporters throw off real journalism to feed a politician's hype machine? If it weren't for a few bloggers, Barack wouldn't have anything but smooth sailing to the presidency.

And we'd have Jeremiah Wright in a cabinet-level posting--probably as Oligarch of the newly-formed Black Liberation Ministry.

I don't know which is puffier...the coverage Barack Obama gets from our his subservient, quiescent, fawning media, or the content of his amorphous ever-changey platform positionings.

Barack Obama's platform? Now there's an Escher print waiting for change...

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Sunday, July 20, 2008

"The Gilly" awarded at the Nutroots convention in Austin, Texas

"Netroots Nation"--formerly known as the Yearly Kos Convention--is a splendid affair (I'm sure) that's been going on all weekend, July 17-20, 2008. Featuring the creme de la creme of the nutroots: the 'elite' of the leftist bloggers (and their leashed politicians); and over-the-top BDS sorts of all stripes (although mostly those with a yellow stripe running right down their backs...) Just about everything you can imagine that's counter to what's Conservative in America is on display.

Air America finally gets a captive audience. Maybe now they can claim more than 10 listeners.

Al Gore couldn't miss his chance to see his constituents, and beg for more Global Warming activism...

"Thank you for the movement that you have created," Mr. Gore said. "I can't tell you how important I think it is that you continue what you are doing."
Gore was the 'surprise' guest of Nancy Pelosi, who had some love for her maggots in attendance...
"The end could be in sight," she said to cheers from the audience. "This will not happen without the election of Barack Obama as president of the United States."
The end of what, Nancy? The end of the excellent run we've had for decades? With the implementation of economy-destroying carbon-taxing Gorebage.

From Dr. David Evans, a consultant for the Australian Greenhouse Office from 1999 to 2005, a new question for Mr. Gore and his paid acolytes...
"But since 1999 new evidence has seriously weakened the case that carbon emissions are the main cause of global warming, and by 2007 the evidence was pretty conclusive that carbon played only a minor role and was not the main cause of the recent global warming. As Lord Keynes famously said, "When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir?"

There has not been a public debate about the causes of global warming and most of the public and our decision makers are not aware of the most basic salient facts:

1. The greenhouse signature is missing. We have been looking and measuring for years, and cannot find it.

...

2. There is no evidence to support the idea that carbon emissions cause significant global warming. None. There is plenty of evidence that global warming has occurred, and theory suggests that carbon emissions should raise temperatures (though by how much is hotly disputed) but there are no observations by anyone that implicate carbon emissions as a significant cause of the recent global warming.

3. The satellites that measure the world's temperature all say that the warming trend ended in 2001, and that the temperature has dropped about 0.6C in the past year (to the temperature of 1980). Land-based temperature readings are corrupted by the "urban heat island" effect: urban areas encroaching on thermometer stations warm the micro-climate around the thermometer, due to vegetation changes, concrete, cars, houses. Satellite data is the only temperature data we can trust, but it only goes back to 1979. NASA reports only land-based data, and reports a modest warming trend and recent cooling. The other three global temperature records use a mix of satellite and land measurements, or satellite only, and they all show no warming since 2001 and a recent cooling.

4. The new ice cores show that in the past six global warmings over the past half a million years, the temperature rises occurred on average 800 years before the accompanying rise in atmospheric carbon. Which says something important about which was cause and which was effect.
But, really, that's not the purpose of this here post.

Nearly everyone will remember the events surrounding the unfortunate early death of Steve Gilliard last year. That death caused some repercussions amongst the blog community here in Tennessee. Water under the bridge.

Now, this new award...the Gilly. What we know of Steve Gilliard is that he was a far-left blogger, primarily of note because he was the one who created the blackface photoshop of Michael Steele...
"In the incident that brought him the most infamy, Gilliard acidly attacked Michael Steele, the black Republican candidate for U.S. Senate in Maryland in 2006, as a traitor to his race. Black conservatives like Steele infuriated Gilliard, who couldn’t understand how any African-American could support a party that exploited racial prejudice. “I’s Simple Sambo and I’s Running for the Big House,” read Gilliard’s caption, below a doctored photo of Steele as a minstrel. Only after the post earned him headlines in major newspapers and recriminations from politicians of both parties did a lot of readers come to understand that a white man hadn’t written it — although, for Gilliard’s critics, that hardly made it less offensive."
Now, his leftover legacy blog, the Group News Blog (I affectionately call that bunch of agitprops the 'Liberal's News Blog' in my RSS feed) has a new Award, The Gilly, presented at this Nutroots Nation. See the original post and drawing linked here.

Of course, I had to fix that award.

Because if you're gonna give a freakin' award, you have to make it recognizable, don't you? How else were we to know?

;D

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Saturday, July 19, 2008

A photoshop for no other reason than to try something new and exciting...

This for Cowboy Blob's pshop contest. As always, I'm trying to figure out things I have no clue about. So, here we go.



This from a tutorial on Flickr, Funadium's Roy Gimpenstein. Good stuff.

Oh, the lady with the big stick wasn't in the original pic. Go see for yourself.

Is she just there to make sure the toilet seat stays down?

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Friday, July 18, 2008

John Cole, on the New Yorker cover kerfuffle. And, our U.S. Economy as a 'Powder Keg' revisited...


Seen at Theo Spark's



They say a picture is worth a thousand words. I was working on this 'chop yesterday, for my post on our U.S. Economy as a Financial Powder Keg, but I didn't have a good trigger mechanism. When I saw Theo's post this morning, well, there's your trigger.

Obama is not good for our economy. If anything, he'll doom U.S. to socialism.

But that's the direction many of today's less-than willing leftist sorts want to go.

Money for nothing, and your cradle-to-grave no-fault protection plan (care of the U.S. Taxpayer) for free.


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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Obama: "I'll rid the world of NUKES!"



"...that is, if I don't change my mind for political expediency and do something differently.

Because I'm limber that way~!"

(Oh, I forgot to ask...May I mock, Barack?)

crossed to Tennessee Free


h/t Ace

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Progressiveness...internal divisiveness punished in the name of GROUPTHINK



You knew these were coming. See SondraK's t-shirt lineup.

The extreme anger from the Left over the New Yorker cover, however misplaced, will be put to good use as an example of how far they would go to limit speech and promote groupthink. The original artist (and New Yorker's editor) are destined to be in 'Liberal Dog House' forever.

We’ve seen the maddened left wrest ambiguous meaning and still-murky intent away from the artist and turn it completely inside out, and enjoyed the popcorn while the artist’s target audience beats him and his editor to a pulp! And, we’ve added that silly drawing to the trophy case of political mistakes where we all can laugh at it for the rest of this political season (and on into the future) while the Obamas fume.

Still, in fairness to the outlier artist, I believe there’s something else not yet uncovered…a whiff of vindictive nuance…because much of this backlash was so obviously predictable. There has to be someone behind a curtain. Not so much pulling the artist’s string, but definitely his editor’s.

Smells of male Clinton.

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Saturday, July 12, 2008

Daily Kos: the Nutroots edition



There he sits; Markos Moulitsas Zúniga, in his element: the nutroot support system. A good-sized chunk of the Empire of Progressivism.

And is that Nancy Pelosi hanging on for dear life? Why, yes it is. Markos brags "Among luminaries posting diaries on the site are President Jimmy Carter, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, and dozens of other senators, congressmen, and governors."

Those 'luminaries' know of your site's contempt and lack of respect for the recently dead? Of the Daily Hate spewed from the less 'luminary' sorts of whom the best that can be said is that they probably had mothers who tried to teach them better?

Or maybe not. These types strike me as the sort whom even a mother could denounce.

Well, Markos, you've your legacy. A rotten barrel of bad apples.

Enjoy your 'home'; you deserve every minute of it.
crossed to Tennessee Free

Update: Pablo's comment #301 at PW: "That fish starts stinking at the head. Screw them." (a reference to Markos' true feelings...)
The Daily Kos blog lost some of its political advertisers when Moulitsas published a controversial blog post in April 2004, about the non-US military Blackwater USA employees, whom he described as mercenaries, who were killed and mutilated in Fallujah, saying, "Let the people see what war is like. This isn't an Xbox game. There are real repercussions to Bush's folly. That said, I feel nothing over the death of merceneries. [sic] They aren't in Iraq because of orders, or because they are there trying to help the people make Iraq a better place. They are there to wage war for profit. Screw them."

That's one rotten head.


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Thursday, July 10, 2008

Jesse Jackson: "I wanna cut his [Barack Obama's] n*ts off" UPDATED!


!~*~
Jesse, just what would you do with them if they were delivered to you on, say, a silver platter?

Seems I wasn't so far off in my foresightedness....



First steps, no?

;D


UPDATED
I was in a hurry this morning, and didn't finish my thoughts.

Jesse Jackson's 'mis-speak' was not accidental. We see how those on the left detest Fox News. Should we now believe that one of those who detestes the mostestes would go to Fox and accidentally ‘whisper’ into a live mike?

Rev. Jackson hates on Fox News just a little over a year ago...
“I am disappointed by the Congressional Black Caucus Institute’s partnership with FOX, and strongly encourage them to reverse that decision. Why would presidential candidates, or an organization that is supposed to advocate for Black Americans, ever give a stamp of legitimacy to a network that continually marginalizes Black leaders and the Black community? FOX moderating a presidential debate on issues of importance to Black Americans is literally letting the Fox guard the henhouse – FOX should be rejected.”

Just wait...Jesse will denounce and blame Fox for this before the cock crows thrice.

Jesse wanted this to be heard. Jesse is, for the first time in his political career, marginalized; on the outside looking in, at the first Black candidate in American history who can win this election, and if Barack Obama wins he will do so without the help of the ‘old guard’ Black politicos: Jesse Jackson (and that other one…see? how easily we tend to forget them!)

Jesse craves attention. And money, of course. So, Baracky, throw Jesse a bone sack. Full of cash. He’ll shut up for a while…he always does.


crossed to PW Pub

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Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Red State: San Francisco mimes to musically (and fabulously!) mock (conservative) Midwest values



Darleen Click brings 'Red State' to our attention...
Nothing says cutting-edge performance art like the San Francisco Mime Troupe’s new summer production “Red State”. It cuts a wide swath through “conservative shibboleths” set to the 12 bar blues and, of course, while dressed fabulously.
Wonderful. We've six gay mimes mocking. But without mentioning any 'actual candidates' from the current election cycle; instead mentioning President George Bush (continuing to lead as the Left's most hated man evah) and the ProggHero Franklin (New Deal, let's steal!) Roosevelt.

I thought the image provided didn't reflect the fears of the SF Left. Since Obama wasn't mentioned by name, I felt that His presence was necessary to show the actual fears this troupe (and the rest of the Obama supporters) have about the Midwest voters (well, about any voter who decides not to pull the lever for their messiah.)

But the problem with messiahs is that they always wind up martyred, no?

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Sunday, July 06, 2008

My thoughts and submission to Wal-Mart, for their new logo...

hmmmm...wasn't approved.



Darn.

From MSN's Moneycentral...
In its place: a new logo that includes rounded, lowercase characters. The hyphen has disappeared. And in place of the star is a symbol that resembles a sunburst or flower.
A sunburst or a flower? I know that whoever wrote that story was ready to roll on the floor.

and,
It appears after the "Walmart" name, like an asterisk begging for a footnote.
Asterisk. begging.
BWAHAHAAHAAAA1!

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..but what if that 'Vote for CHANGE' were actually equivalent to 'banging a tranny prostitute'?


*


...just sayin'...

;D

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Thursday, July 03, 2008

Cowboy Blob's Pshop Constest...this week's heavy load

...I'll go ahead and self-denounce, just to get it over with.



Hey, if you think you can do better, go for it!

...sigh...

(at least that's not M'chelle... )


h/t background image, Theo Spark



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Barack Obama: You gonna SCREAM!!!!1111!!!


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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

US: Michelle Obama: Why Barack Muzzles Her...




Yep. I'm in need of immediate denouncement.


h/t Karl, @ PW

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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Cartoonist Lee Judge wants Rush Dead?



From HotAir...
The Corner notes a “disgraceful” entry from the Kansas City Star’s editorial cartoonist today, one which strongly hints that Lee Judge wants to see Rush Limbaugh dead. Take a look at this sophomoric “tribute” to Tim Russert:
Well, the original is there. A commenter there spurred my quick-and-dirty response...
It wouldn’t take much imagination to add a cartoon of Lee Judge himself in a third panel and write “still drawing” under it.

It’s not even particularly clever. That’s really what makes it suck.

(HEY RUSH. I’M FREE THIS WEEKEND IF YOU WANT ME TO COME OVER.)

JiangxiDad on June 24, 2008 at 9:54 AM
Hmmmph. Lee, I Judge you...Azzhole.

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The Left (Three Different Ones) (with Barack Obama as the floating porker) (well, given his recent funding decision, yes!)

From the American Thinker, J.R. Dunn, an excellent breakdown of the three factions of the American left (the wimp left, the weird left, and the hard left) and how Barack Obama umbrellas all of 'em (well, with the exception of some Hillarybats who are circling, circling, waiting for something to happen...) under his big-tent flaps (earache my eye!) You'll have to visit and read the post, so don't expect anything but a teaser here.

Just the basics on our three factions...
The wimp left is the largest, most amorphous, and least impressive faction. These are the people who are leftists because the neighbors are. They're the NPR listeners, the PBS watchers, the slogan repeaters. They view the left as a lifestyle choice...
This group is easily led by their guilt, and shaped by the winds of identity politics. If there's a group who needs cuddling, these wimps are that. Probably least likely to survive a zombie invasion. "Winnie the Pooh and Dr. Seuss" liberals. Global Warmalism and other overly-hyped empty causes bring them out in droves. Sickening, really.

This next category encompasses most of the left we see in the news...the Weird left.
...the weird left -- AKA the wacko left or the loony left, is the left, the perfect representation of left-wing thinking and behavior. The wacko left can be defined as leftism as personality disorder, the contemporary expression of Orwell's "nudists, fruit-juice drinkers, and sandal wearers". They tend to be obsessive single-issue types, overwhelmed with paranoia and consumed with conspiracy theories.
The BDS sufferers who post incessantly about George Bush come to mind immediately. The Gay marriagers, the 9/11 Truthers, the Al Gore-is-my-HERO Warmalists, the Code Pink sisters, oh, and the lowest rung of the feminists (NOT the Amanda Marcottes, who belong in the next group) and all the Hippies.

Next, the Hard left...
The hard left is the core left, the armature without which the other factions would fall apart. They are directly descended from the communist groups (the CPUSA, Trotsyites, and so forth) of the ‘30s and ‘40s, through New Left organizations such as the SDS and the Weathermen. The hard left consists of intelligentsia and activists, people who spend their lives reading Alinsky and Gramsci and trying their damndest to put those dicta into practice. They are usually found in universities and surrounding communities, though they are also present in left-wing think tanks and lobbying outfits.
There's not so many of those that we will encounter, unless we know them by reputation or publication. (Don't let the 'universities' tag fool you: William isn't think-tank material.)

The remainder of J.R. Dunn's essay nets these groups together with Barack Obama, and some of the methods we can use to defeat him.

(The wimpy left...also Catbloggers!)
;D


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Saturday, June 21, 2008

Introducing Baracky's new O! Ring Condom Machine Model! UPDATED!

For Cowboy Blob's weekend pshop/caption contest.



With the introduction of the "O! Ring" earlier today, I knew I had to have a model who could ride this pony with sweaty, steamy, sexy (well, not so much sexy, given the clientele...) unrequited love. All for a promise of hopeyness and changeyness.

And a couple bucks for to fill the ol' crackpipe...

(Cowboy, you gonna make this honey one of your saloongrrls? No?)

FLOOZYIST!!!!11!!!!



UPDATED! First customer...

I should go ahead and self-denounce here, just to save trouble later. But I ran across this pic of Christina Ricci from Black Snake Moan, and, well...



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Democrat-controlled Congress ready for a Flush

Don't you love it when nutcase leftists point to the latest poll numbers showing George W. Bush (still our President and Commander in Chief, and still worthy of respect, because when these BDS-afflicted bungholes spend all their time tearing down President Bush they actually play right into the hands of our enemies WHILE WE ARE STILL AT WAR and you know that sort of thing does wonders for the morale of our forces) and gloss over the even-lower poll numbers of the 2006 DEMOCRAT congress?

Well, now, I usually don't give a rat's patooie about polls and all of that, but this latest Gallup Poll is too sweet to ignore.

Confidence in Congress is lower than ever, and now lower than Americans have expressed for any U.S. institution. Evah.

Best expressed in this here graphic...



Twelve percent.

Lower poll numbers than George W. Bush.

Lower than evil Big Bidness. Lower than HMO's. Probably lower than Mr. Hankey right after his drop.

To flush this Congress would be good riddance.

Or, as a famous local pundit used to say, "Get a rope!"




h/t Dan Collins @ PW

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Barack Obama's New Seal: Introducing O! Rings!

Barack Obama must believe in the hype the MSM and his adulating acolytes are dispensing about his candidacy. He's got some nerve, creating a new seal that closely resembles that of the Seal of the President of the United States of America...a post he has not yet achieved.

There's so much love in the air! Obamagasms!

Well, here's something all those Obama lovers will need...the Obama O! Ring condom.



What good is an O! Ring without a free program to dispense it?



Have fun with these now, and remember, these are bought and paid for.

And you'll be paying for a lot more goodies and giveaways once O! takes office.

Let's hope for our sake they're lubricated....

;D


h/t Ace

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